[first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck
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accurate portrayal of how i try to show my affection
(Source: catleecious, via fuckyeahlaughters)
“You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave.”
(Source: jamesfrancos, via taintedhumanity)
the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”
This is the best thing I have ever seen
BEARS
reblogging again because I cannot fucking contain myself so cute
(via taintedhumanity)

me almost giving a fuck
This gif is life.
Favorite gif ever
I’ve reblogged this like nine times
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